1 - There won't be any ringers at the tournament this year. (ha...ha ha...ha)
2 - A team ranked 100 or higher from last year, will make the tournament this year.
3 - Alex Rodriguez will hit at least one home run without needing to stick a needle in his ass.
4 - DGS will win the tournament (ok, not THAT outrageous).
5 - The Dude will hit the under on his Smack Board posts at 11,000.
6 - The Game of the Week voting numbers will be higher than the voting on The Voice.
7 - My blog will add one new follower (riiiiiighhht).
8 - The Nationals will go to the playoffs - wait a minute...
9 - More than 3 teams will keep track of their stats (right now you're all curious who the 3 are).
Right about now you've stopped reading, or you're about to ask yourself why you're still reading, but if you had stopped reading before now, you'd miss this little nugget about how the other day, I was walking down the street and I found a penny, it was a 1992 penny, yep, 20 years ago. I'm not sure what makes me older, that I remember that year distinctly, or that I still think a penny has some value and stopped to pick one up.
10 - Anyone reading this entry has now stopped reading this entry.
11 - RPIologist will finish last in tournament predictions.
12 - The Liberty Square Sliders won't make the Sweet 16 (I almost couldn't type that).
13 - It will be revealed that Potomac Fever has bugged the opposing teams dugouts during last years tournament, and was able to notify their defense every time a male or a female was up to bat.
14 - Jose Canseco will announce that he's agreed to play for an unnamed USHSL team, unnamed because the team hasn't agreed to have Jose Canseco play for them.
15 - Jose Canseco will be banned from the USHSL for just being creepy.
16 - At least one of ABC, CBS or NBC will air a TV show that's actually worth watching.
17 - No games will be rained out all year.
18 - The Congressional League will have a higher rating on the Fun-Meter than the House League (baahahahahaha).
19 - A bill will be passed by both chambers of Congress.
20 - This list will only be 20 long because I ran out of things to say. Later.