Thomas Pain wins first ever, Dukes win nailbiter.

The Dragon Slayers, DGS, Insliders, Texas Republic, Blue Pups and Suspicious packages all added another win to their collections and either held firm or moved up a notch or two in the rankings.

The shock and awe of the week came out of an unlikely candidate, The Thomas Pain won their first EVER House League game on Wednesday. While not quite amongst the league's top end competitors yet, the Thomas Pain has the taste of success fresh on their lips and you can be sure they'll be looking to improve at least 200% over last years win total.

The best game of the week came out of the Dukes of Haphazard v. Milwaukee's Best. The Duke's managed a royal victory by edging MB 20-19 in a thrilling matchup that displayed a fantastic showing of offense and some great defensive efforts along the way. At 3-0 DOH moves up to #5 on the boards, while MB drops at 2-1.

Other Notables:

Texas Republic 34, Bakers Dozen 0 - I don't even know what to say here...

Natty Boh All-Stars 30, Jolly Rogers 8 - It appears these pirates got their ship plundered this time around

Capitol Punishment 15, Natural Disasters 5 - Could this be the start of a winning streak for CP?

Licensed to Ill 8, Blue Mold 7 - another nail biter for the week, this one sending Licensed to Ill into the #3 ranking.

Current Top 5:

1. Dragon Slayers
2. Liberal Agenda
3. Licensed to Ill
4. Insliders
5. Dukes of Haphazard

Softball Guys Top 5:

1. Texas Republic - they deserve a top ranking at least once before they split into 5 states.
2. Dragon Slayers - Only wins against top teams come by 1 or 2 runs, I smell luck.
3. Suspicious Packages - Haven't played many winners, but they win strong every game.
4. DGS - 1 loss by 1 run, 3 strong wins since, they'll be at the top once more.
5. Insliders - Too good year in and year out to keep out of the Top 5.

Most Beeriffic 5:

1. Zebra Muscles - in an awesome display of beerifficness, the Zebra Muscles scored twice this week!
2. Bakers Dozen - you deserve something after getting toasted by 34.
3. Blue Mold - best team in the league at blowing the lead every game.
4. Cold Hard Cash - for actually offering a 12 pack to anyone who would play them, nice.
5. Children of the Corn - for understanding what softball is all about and sacrificing themselves to be The Thomas Pain first ever win.