Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Top 5 Top 10's

Top 10 Teams:

1. Insliders - despite one loss, they've played everyone and their dog, these guys are for real and they have to be itching for a tourny championship.
2. Dead Presidents - can't ignore their success at 9-0, but it would be good for them to beef their schedule up.
3. Texas Republic - a prolific offensive powerhouse, these guys are rolling through opponents and taking names, now as they run into some tougher teams, we'll see their metal.
4. Potomac Fever - at 8-1, and that one loss being to another Top 10 talent, Pot Fever has the experience and the talent to go a long way.
5. DGS - despite early commentary on DGS, they are a great team, overcoming early rust to run the table against severall good teams with the exception of a loss to the surging Vito Power.
6. Don Johnsons - always strong contenders, the DJ's are in position to be right there again, although it's about time they scheduled a little tougher teams.
7. Big Lebowskis - if you look past there surge and offensive production you're out of your mind, now they just have to learn to play in the tournament.
8. Dukes of Haphazard - great wins against the Blue Pups and Milwaukee's Best have the Dukes sitting pretty.
9. Vito Power - they are absolutely rolling through teams these last few weeks and probably deserve a higher rank than this.
10. Blue Pups - yes, they have 4 losses, but they belong in the Top 10, it's just that simple.

Top 10 Offenses:

1. Texas Republic
2. Big Lebowskis
3. Scared Hitless
4. Destroyers
5. Moderately Sober
6. Bases Loaded
7. Don Johnsons
8. Pot Fever
9. Fat Drunk and Awesome
10. Blue Pups

Top 10 Defenses:

1. Texas Republic
2. Pot Fever
3. Dragon Slayers
4. Insliders
5. Owego Fire Department
6. Moderately Sober
7. Vito Power
8. DGS
9. Dead Presidents
10. Big Lebowskis

Top 10 Surprises (to date):

1. Blue Pups at 4 losses.
2. FDA at .500.
3. Saints ranked 37th
4. The Thomas Pain posts 4 wins since making Most Beeriffic.
5. Dragons Slayers have gone quiet since dropping out of the top 10...wait, not a surprise.
6. The Dude found a mini-me on the boards...a.k.a. the Rauc.
7. 15 teams have 0 wins, and 7 of them are ranked higher than a team with only one win.
8. Ricky Henderson has only had one post about his Hall of Fame induction.
9. The Lounge has gone almost completely dead for Thursday Post games.
10. This blog hasn't had more angry hate posts.

Most Beeriffic 10:

1. Channell 4 News Team -
that's right, they've stayed classy the whole season making them the team that everyone loves to play.
2. Team Carebears - while a decent team who plays pretty good teams, these folks are just out to enjoy a beer league for what it is.
3. The Thomas Pain - shirking off an early Beeriffic Ranking, the Pain has risen to the challenge and now sits at a lofty 90 Overall.
4. Blue Mold - quite possibly the most entertaining group of individuals ever assembled on a softball field.
5. Zebra Muscles - not scared to schedule the big teams, the Muscle's have flexed their stripes all year long.
6. Capital Punishment - quite possibly the drunkest group of individuals ever assembled on a softball field.
7. Children of the Corn - still leading the league with 10 losses has them firmly on this list.
8. Recession Session - if you need any further proof their is a recession, just take a look at their runs scored total, these are the times that try men's souls.
9. New Rage Mastadons - for managing to make it into the top 80 with only 1 win, that's talent.
10. Bakers Dozen - I don't think anyone needs to tell them that 13 is an unlucky number, but 122 runs allowed over 5 games is much more unlucky.

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